New AUTOBOOM Tech to Revolutionize Online Poker

It's a tale as old as online poker itself – navigating the ups and downs as the boomswitch and doomswitch are alternately applied to your account. New technology by CartaMelas Enterprises promises to drastically change this aspect of the internet poker experience by automating what had hitherto been a manual operation. Rather than relying on the expertise of poker room managers, the new AUTOBOOM switch uses sophisticated AI algorithms to identify which accounts should be set up for a series of lucky results and which ought to be punished with unfortunate runouts.

Multi-Functional Capabilities

It's not just the total wins and losses that matter but also how they are achieved. There are quite a few time-honored ways of affecting the outcomes of online poker hands, and the new AUTOBOOM feature encompasses almost all of them. Incorporating feedback from popular poker forums like Twoplustwo and the relevant parts of Reddit, this groundbreaking software package is equipped to deliver the following beloved poker experiences to eager players:

• AA < KK all-in preflop
• KK flops an A
• Set over set
• Runner-runner straight and/or flush
• Two pair counterfeited on the river
• Flopped flush loses to higher flush

How Does It Work?

Rather than having to be manually toggled between boom and doom modes, the AUTOBOOM package is able to analyze a user's account history and select the appropriate operating parameters. For instance, if the account is less than 30 days old, the program will probably engage the boomswitch as is common industry practice. If the user has cashed out a four-figure sum within the past week, then it's time to deploy that old staple of online poker: the cashout curse.

Where this system truly shines is in its ability to drill down to details that are easily overlooked in a manual review. Should a player, for instance, open a new account on an alternate network skin, hoping to benefit from new user luck, AUTOBOOM will easily detect that this is a secondary account by comparing the user's profile with a shared database of customers across the entire network. Similarly, someone requesting multiple withdrawals in smaller amounts to avoid the cashout curse will be stymied by the app's ability to calculate total sums paid out within a given interval of time to trigger the doomswitch.

Above and Beyond

So far, everything we've discussed involves automating what a diligent poker site executive could do by hand. This lowers personnel costs and frees up time for staff to engage in pursuits that they find more worthwhile, like introducing new games that only a fraction of the user base will ever have any interest in and reconfiguring rewards programs to make them more complex while cutting their overall value to the player base.

However, where AUTOBOOM is really revolutionary is in its ability to collect and collate disparate pieces of information pertaining to multiple users to deliver an authentic experience tailored to them all. Thus, it will know what kinds of hands and boards are appropriate to deal out, for example, to a player who has been on a heater and has recently moved up in stakes while simultaneously taking into account that his opponent in a heads-up duel has just won tens of thousands of dollars from a parlay in the sportsbook and is looking for some gambly poker action. The vagaries of luck for all participants are evaluated and incorporated into the formula so that nobody feels left out.

Possible Expansion in the Works?

As innovative as AUTOBOOM is for poker games, its true utility may come in extending its reach across product verticals most especially for offline casinos. There are a whole host of practices that savvy casino gamers have come to expect but that take an extraordinary amount of time and attention to detail to actualize. They include:

• Setting up slots to pay out a jackpot to the next customer after someone else has been playing for hours
• Reconfiguring the games in real time to deliver worse results to those who have their players cards inserted
• Using an inferior set of reels during bonus rounds to pay out the paltry amounts that gamers expect
• Configuring machines to pay poorly for a certain period after anyone has made a big win
• Rewarding customers for switching frequently between machines to find the ones that are lucky

Many of these features can be enhanced by tying AUTOBOOM technology in with facial recognition systems to track and influence an individual's gaming as they move throughout the property. As is usually the case, the benefits of implementing new innovations in poker can be large, but they promise to expand significantly when introduced to the higher-margin world of casino games.

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